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Artist: Loren Bouchard
Track: Bob's Burgers Theme

guy:

wow i like u *double taps u like an instagram post*

(Source: guy)

officialunitedstates:

I like ordering the most expensive thing on the menu but refusing to eat it.  It’s okay, though, because it’s a metaphor.  The metaphor is I’m incredibly wasteful and extremely wealthy.

white people:
this is SO spicy
me:
it's water
April is the cruelest month, breeding
lilacs out of the dead land, mixing
memory and desire, stirring
dull roots with spring rain.
—T.S. Eliot, The Waste Land (via traumachu)

(Source: petrichour)